University life, and the revamp of this fucker

I'm gonna rant here, and blog intellectually on target="_new">wordpress because of certain issues.

Basically, if you're bored check out blogspot. If you want something provocative, but relatively more intellectual, check out wordpress.

Last note before I stop blogging and start working on my reports, I swear university makes people think too highly of themselves. Some people should never have come to university in the first place.

We have moved!

We have moved! Redirect all links and URLs to alvyn.wordpress.com!

Why you say?

1. More powerful blogging engine
2. More freedom of customisation
3. Filing system
4. Better looking than blogger
5. Blah blah
6. Monkey penis

Quit asking stupid questions, and just change the links already fools.

HAHAHAAH WTF

Junyang Posted 2/6/2004
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The rules:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. (ALWAYS)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast. (sometimes!)
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sometimes)
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsesical the better.
I'm an artist
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

Lifehouse - Blind

I was young but I wasn't naive
I watched helpless as he turned around to leave
And still I have the pain I have to carry
A past so deep that even you could not bury if you tried

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go

I would fall asleep
Only in hopes of dreaming
That everything would be like is was before
But nights like this it seems are slowly fleeting
They disappear as reality is crashing to the floor

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go

After all this time
Would you ever wanna leave it
Maybe you could not believe it
That my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you will ever know
A part of me died when I let you go
And I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me dies when I let you go

taste the steel ;
in pain you kneel ;
for glory we defend .

Of shameful audiences and Thailand

What's the deal with ungraceful audiences nowadays? Or is it just limited to the audiences on Singapore Idol?

How many times have the audience boo-ed, jeered and mocked the judges when they passed down comments that didn't favour said Idol-wannabe?

Dick: I think this was your worst performance ever.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this the kind of ungraceful behaviour that we'd want others to judge as by? A bunch of lawless, anarchy-loving, immature fools who can't respect the judges enough to shut up during a live telecast?

Check out the past seasons of American Idol. You don't see such ungraceful behaviour when the judges were giving biting comments.

I guess it comes as no surprise that we're ranked one of the last few in terms of courtesy eh? Kudos to the "Rude Singaporean" that we all are.

Of podcasts and older posts. From camp.

Okay so I'm posting this from a rather pathetic looking computer in camp which, surprisingly, has a pretty decent internet connection.

I make reference to my previous post, "Of noisy children and useless mothers". I'd like to state that although I really have a rather gigantic axe to grind with kids in general, there are still many nice (ok, fine, QUITE nice) kids around who're quite well-behaved, in a sense that those little pesky twits don't spend their time on the MRT running around in a rather moronic and pointless manner, or scream and whine while watching movies in cinemas. They're relatively well-behaved, and know when to shut up when their parents tell them to. So yes, ku-fucking-dos to them. And their mothers. Who apparantly, taught those little twits a thing or two (probably with an electric dog collar or the ubiquitous CANE or belt.)

For all you cave dwellers (like me) out there, check out mr brown dot com and download his Podcasts, paying particular attention to his podcasts relating to the zhng my car episodes (1 to 10). If you're as easily amused as I am, then I'd suggest that you think twice before downloading them to you iPod, and listening to it on public transport. Yours truly ended up smiling to myself like an absolute idiot on the bus. And yes, people were staring at me as if I had a penis on my forehead.

You play bass ah? Your bass guitar got zhng or not? Got put bass tube?

Oh, and check out the podcast relating to "The Singapore Fei Chang Super Campus Idol Star plus Band show". You will laugh. I assure you. You. Will. Laugh.